One of my ex-boyfriends personally wrote me an email inviting me to this group artshow that's coming up. Since I've always appreciated his work, I've decided that I will check it out. Also, his good friend and someone I also got to know is in the exhibit. They're both quite talented artists. If you're in the LA area, you should definitely check them out.

Yes, I'm the ex-girlfriend, but no longer bitter over him. We were just college sweethearts for 2 tumultous years. He's the artist guy I mentioned here. I have lots of funny stories to tell about him, like the time a bunch of us were eating crab on crab & beer nite. It was all quiet except for the sound of cracking crabs. Out of nowhere, he says, "I think my crab is bleeding." We all looked at him and thought, "Uh, crabs don't bleed. Are you sure it isn't you?" He replied with a "Uh, oh. It is me."

Or, like the time I tricked him into thinking that his eating too many strawberries caused his skin to breakout.

Rafael: I've been breaking out alot.

Rachel: Well, have you been eating strawberries?

Rafael: Yeah, I have. My mom bought a boxful from Costco.

Rachel: I heard that if you eat too many strawberries, you'll start to look like one.

Rafael: Oh shit.

Rachel: Hahahhahahhaaa. I'm just kidding.

Rafael: (gets all pissed off cuz he was so gullible. he didn't talk to me for a good 5 minutes after that.)