avoid strangers with perfect teeth

i think that's kinda funny. i have perfect teeth.

sometimes, i'm a stranger to myself. that's what makes it funny.

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my little black kitty stinks. he has this horrible flatulence problem. i think i'm going to name him "stinky."

today, he smelled so nasty that i could smell his gas on my clothing for a good long minute after he jumped off my lap.

his gas smells like the type my mom gets when she has a really bad stomach ache and needs to produce loose stools. sorry mom.

i wonder how a cute, little kitty could produce such a pungent smell. i need to get him some real good kitten food rather than the regular cat food he's been eating.

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i'm hungry now. and i'm not trying to be gross. i'm seriously hungry. hmmmmmm. tamales sound good right now. i looooove tamales.