Friday, August 3, 2001

12:17 p.m.

If your shit floats, that's good. It just means you're getting enough fiber in your system. How often do you see your shit float?

If you're a guy and you want to scare off some girl you've been dating, then send her flowers. Expensive flowers. Not flowers from the local grocery store, but flowers from a well-established florist who'll charge you $89 minus delivery & handling charges for 20 Gerbera Daisies in a beautiful, hip vase. Hint: Calyx & Corolla are very good. Seriously.

Check them out here. They're exactly what I got. I wish guys I like would send me stuff like this.

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