last saturday night, a bunch of us were walking back to our car after a late night meal at mel's drive-in in hollywood when we decided to stop by the local hustler store.

my eyes. my innocent eyes...yeah right...were exposed to so many naughty items of pleasure and foe.

sex dolls molded from live porn stars. rubber cocks the size of bazookas. my goodness. a video demonstrating the use of glass dildos.

my amazement was with the size of the rubber cocks. i swear....some were like 3" in diameter, molded after famous male porn stars. i stared in amazement, horror, and cringed at the thought of how painful that may be to have a cock that huge penetrating you. ouchie. "are there really cocks that big?" i exclaimed to my buddies. "of course!" they said. "but, but, but...it's soooo big! it's almost like giving birth to a baby."

they laughed while I stood there, staring at it, happy my boyfriend's cock ain't 3" in diameter. i should shut up now.