I battled and fought with two other folks who wanted the same dwelling. In the end, I won and how proud I was to have won. As I stood there in the empty bedroom, trying to decide where I would put my bed, my desk, my shelves and such, I realized how tiny of a dwelling my new home will be for all my belongings. Nevertheless, I was ectstatic for the new changes to come. I will have the luxury of central air-conditioning and the warmth of a romantic fireplace in the winter. I, too, will have the luxury of wading in the rooftop, sun-warmed swimming pool after a hard day's work.

But, best of all......I will have the entire unit to myself. No more nightmare roomates! I can run around naked if I wanted to. I could watch tv naked. I could cook naked. Ah! I will be able to cook and see CLEAN, CLEAN, CLEAN pots, pans, dishes, forks, knives, spoons, and glasses. No more rotting lettuce leaves curling up on the kitchen floor. No more oil splatters all over the counter. Ooooh....I think I could just have an orgasm being this excited.