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Friday, Jan. 21, 2005 1:21 a.m.
so ever since i was a budding teenager, my family would laugh at my big ass. what kind of asian has a big ass? asians should have tiny, flat, dainty asses...it's more appealing they say. this made me so self-conscious about having a big, round ass until one day i realized how fortunate i am to have a big, round ass and that all those folks who laughed at my ass were, well, simply just jealous that i had an ass and they had none. so there! i am damn proud of my big, round ass cuz damn, sometimes i look in the mirror and think, "damn, my ass looks great!" if i'm walking down the street, i get howls. i suppose it's my big, round ass. baby's got back! in fact, sometimes i go for a little 15 minute walk during my break at work and already i've gotten a few whistles. what up? is it my ass?
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